Fat People are Sometimes Greedy

by Splen

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This is the first proper Splen album, in that it wasn't a big pile of midi. It's terrible, I hope you enjoy it. Alternate album art version.

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released June 1, 2004

Stuart Finnie - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Trombone
Christopher Bowes - Vocals, Keyboard, Programming, Accordion

Underproduced by Joe Howe

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Track Name: In The Near To Distant Future, The Outlook Will Be Brighter
[Instrumental]
Track Name: Island
I'm living on an island
In the ocean
Near a fish

We're living on an island
In the ocean
Near a fish

If I were living on an island
The I'd have to say island

I'm living on an island
A lovely island
With a tree

We're living on an island
A lovely island
With a tree

A lovely tree
Track Name: Just for Men
I'm an executive businessman
I've got a nice car and a fake suntan
But I especially like to take care
Of my gradually receding head of hair

I've got a membership to the spa
I like to hang around in posh wine bars
But I especially like to take care
Of my gradually receding head of hair

Cos I can tell what's grey
And I can tell what's great
Just for Men
Just for Men

I play golf with the CEO
I always let him win but he never knows
But I especially like to take care
Of my gradually receding head of hair

I've worked for the company all my life
My former secretary is now my wife
But I especially like to take care
Of my gradually receding head of hair

Cos I can tell what's grey
And I can tell what's great
Just for Men
Just for Men
Track Name: Famous Boy
Macaulay Culkin

Famous Boy
Famous Boy
I wanna be your Famous Boy

Daniel Radcliffe

Famous Boy
Famous Boy
I wanna be your Famous Boy

Donny Osmond

Famous Boy
Famous Boy
I wanna be your Famous Boy

Michael Jackson

Famous Boy
Famous Boy
I wanna be your Famous Boy

No more thung
No more thung
Even less thung than there was before
Track Name: N.A.S.A.
Final frontier
Going into space on a secret mission
Final frontier
Our rockets are powered by nuclear fission
T minus 10
Get into your spacesuit, we're going into space
T minus 10
Wesley Snipes is coming
GO! GO! GO! GO!

We are going into space
N A S A
We are going into space
We are going into space
N A S A
We are going into space
Gotta get some moondust for the king
Gotta get some spacerocks for my dad
Gotta get these artefacts
Or I'm gonna have a heart attack
And Wesley Snipes is gonna eat my legs

Warp factor 9
Turn left at Shotton, we're off to Planet Mars
Warp factor 9
We are on a mission beyond the stars
Siegfried and Roy
They're not gonna get us; we've got laser rifles
Siegfried and Roy
Wesley Snipes is coming
GO! GO! GO! GO!

We are going into space
N A S A
We are going into space
We are going into space
N A S A
We are going into space
Gotta get some moondust for the king
Gotta get some spacerocks for my dad
Gotta get these artefacts
Or I'm gonna have a heart attack
And Wesley Snipes is gonna eat my legs
Track Name: I am a Bouncer
I am a bouncer
No trainers allowed
Where's your ID?
This is my club

Breaking up fights
Throwing out youths
Perving out girls
Looking dead hard
Wearing dark suits
Shouting rude words
A bouncer's life is the life for me

I am a bouncer
What is that smell?
You stink of brandy
This is my club

Breaking up fights
Throwing out youths
Perving out girls
Looking dead hard
Wearing dark suits
Shouting rude words
A bouncer's life is the life for me

You're not coming in
Not coming in
Because it's members only
You're not coming in
Not coming in
It's members only tonight
Track Name: Fraser Ramsay
Fraser Ramsay
Fraser Ramsay
Travelling through biblical towns
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Fraser Ramsay
Fraser Ramsay
With a heavily pregnant woman
Track Name: The Craftmatic Adjustable Bed Theme
Mummy I want a bed
I don't want a bed like you
Mummy I want a bed
You know that a bed won't do
Mummy I want a bed
I don't like your attitude
Mummy I want a bed
Tough son you're not getting one

To the Bed Shed!

Daddy I want a bed
I would like a bed like you
Daddy I want a bed
Lets get beds for me and you
Daddy I want a bed
Lets go to the bed shed now
Daddy I want a bed
Lets get a Craftmatic adjustable bed

To the Bed Shed!

And so, we came to the bedshed
But we didn't find one Craftmatic adjustable bed
We didn't find two Craftmatic adjustable beds
We didn't even find three Craftmatic adjustable beds
But actually we didn't find any Craftmatic adjustable beds, as they're only available through TV offers and mail order.

Sleeping on the fucking floor!
Track Name: I Just Can't Control My Guts!
Sphincter wants to see my earlobe
Kidneys just ain't working right
Pancreatic vengeance
And the bowels that just would not shite

I
Just
Can't
Control
My
Guts

My innards have had enough
My innards have had enough
Track Name: Fat People are Sometimes Greedy
Fat people are sometimes greedy
At times when they get so needy
Fat people are sometimes greedy
At times when they get excited