I am a bouncer
No trainers allowed
Where's your ID?
This is my club

Breaking up fights
Throwing out youths
Perving out girls
Looking dead hard
Wearing dark suits
Shouting rude words
A bouncer's life is the life for me

I am a bouncer
What is that smell?
You stink of brandy
This is my club

Breaking up fights
Throwing out youths
Perving out girls
Looking dead hard
Wearing dark suits
Shouting rude words
A bouncer's life is the life for me

You're not coming in
Not coming in
Because it's members only
You're not coming in
Not coming in
It's members only tonight