The Craftmatic Adjustable Bed Theme

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Mummy I want a bed
I don't want a bed like you
Mummy I want a bed
You know that a bed won't do
Mummy I want a bed
I don't like your attitude
Mummy I want a bed
Tough son you're not getting one

To the Bed Shed!

Daddy I want a bed
I would like a bed like you
Daddy I want a bed
Lets get beds for me and you
Daddy I want a bed
Lets go to the bed shed now
Daddy I want a bed
Lets get a Craftmatic adjustable bed

To the Bed Shed!

And so, we came to the bedshed
But we didn't find one Craftmatic adjustable bed
We didn't find two Craftmatic adjustable beds
We didn't even find three Craftmatic adjustable beds
But actually we didn't find any Craftmatic adjustable beds, as they're only available through TV offers and mail order.

Sleeping on the fucking floor!

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from Fat People are Sometimes Greedy, released June 1, 2004

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