It was the year 2028
The world was peaceful, everything was great
When suddenly it was attacked by aliens from space
Who can we call up on to save the human race?

When suddenly from out the fog a mystic man appeared
Richard Branson, with his mighty beard
He said to us "fear not my friends for I will save the day,
These aliens will be destroyed, I will make them pay!"

He ripped off his covering of artificial skin
To reveal the laser cannon hidden in his chin

Richard Branson
Saviour of us all
Richard Branson
He's handsome and he's tall
Richard Branson
He'll kill the evil spawn
Richard Branson
He's Jesus Christ reborn

From his secret hidden lair deep within the ground
Richard flew his battleship at the speed of sound
Lasers screamed across the sky the battle had begun
He swore he would not rest a day until the war was won

Richard Branson
Saviour of us all
Richard Branson
He's handsome and he's tall
Richard Branson
He'll kill the evil spawn
Richard Branson
He's Jesus Christ reborn