This is the best decathlon I've ever been in
Cos nobody's here to win
It's the taking part that counts

And although I've been outclassed
In events such as the pole vault
I'm enjoying it none the less

And this is what I came for
The running is up next
And running is my favourite decathlon event

This is the best decathlon I've ever been in
Cos nobody's here to win
It's the taking part that counts

I'm running in the rad decathlon