We love Coupar Angus
We love Coupar Angus

Coupar Angus can be a lovely town
But in the centre you may feel down
Cos the road system is confusing
And the air is awash with the stench of rotting poultry

But your interest will be sustained
By a petrol pump in Coupar Angus
Nothing ventured nothing gained
In Coupar Angus
Yeah, in Coupar Angus

All it takes is a par 3 golf course
To fall in love with Coupar Angus
All it takes is a well made ice cream
To fall in love with Coupar Angus

We love Coupar Angus
We love Coupar Angus

Look inside the bones in your mind
And there you will find
A cat

Coupar Angus is a magical place
But you'll never leave with a smile on your face
Cos the architecture is grey and bland
And the local dialect is hard to comprehend

But your interest will be sustained
By a petrol pump in Coupar Angus
Nothing ventured nothing gained
In Coupar Angus
Yeah, in Coupar Angus

All it takes is a par 3 golf course
To fall in love with Coupar Angus
All it takes is a well made ice cream
To fall in love with Coupar Angus

We love Coupar Angus
We love Coupar Angus

Pooper Scooper
Coupar Angus
TV Blooper
Coupar Angus
Starship Trooper
Coupar Angus
Super duper
Coupar Angus

We love Coupar Angus
We love Coupar Angus

All it takes is a par 3 golf course
To fall in love with Coupar Angus
All it takes is a well made ice cream
To fall in love with Coupar Angus

We love Coupar Angus
We love Coupar Angus